Horror story (PG)

We've been busy here today. Mr WithaY came home a day early from his dive trip to Plymouth so was at a bit of a loose end. And what does one do on a Sunday afternoon, when one is at a loose end?

This.



In response to Jaywalker's impassioned plea, he got busy.

I married a genius. A warped, disturbing genius, but a genius nonetheless.

And, because a stolen good idea is far better than having to go to all the bother of coming up with your own, a little photostory for you:

Tralalalalaaaaaaaaaa...happy little fishies out for a pleasant swim in tropical waters, enjoying the sunshine.



And hey, here are the guys! Guys! Hi! You're all out for a swim too? Excellent! Let's all mosey along together. Tralalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa etcetera.



Tum te tum te tum....happy as can be, not a care in the wor.....uh-oh. Anyone else feel something really big swim by?



No? Must have been my imagination. Heh. Wow, what a great swim....what?? No! Fuck! Aieeeeee! Swim for it lads! Swim for your lives! Save yourselves!



Damn it! We never leave a man behind! Oh dear lord, look at it's TEETH! It's devouring Dave! Too late for me, but you can get away! Swim, lad, SWIIIIIIIM!!!



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa. My evil broccoli lure worked like a charm. Nom nom nom nom.




Thank you.