*** SPAM ***Women will be singing odes to the majestic monster in your pants.
Where do I sign? I wonder if you can specify the style of monster. I'd quite like a chimera.
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
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Mind how you go
Hello
Grand days out
About Me
- Lucy (WithaY)
- Old enough to know better. Living in the glorious West of England, in a village, by the woods. Lovely.
Prizewinner!
The Angler Fish. Don't upset him.
And continuing the creative theme...
Blogs I read
- 21st Century Collaborative Novel. Intermittent genius
- Amusing cats. Mostly.
- Area Trace No Search. Policing from the sharp end
- Barry Newsdesk
- Beast. Just beastly.
- Belgian Waffle. She's very creative.
- Better oot than in. Splendid Scots poltroon.
- Caro. Domesticity on the edge
- Coddlepot. Manuel and his chums.
- Dame Emma.
- Edith Zimmerman. Stories and that.
- elohssanatahw - Grumpy beyond words.
- Go Fug Yourself. Bitching about people I've never heard of.
- Gorilla Bananas. Hairy AND erudite.
- Home Thoughts From Home.
- Hunter. Too clever by half.
- I Hate The Earth. Sad but true.
- Isabella Golightly. Fabric frogs!
- La Belette Rouge. How chic.
- Mildly Interesting Films.
- Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin
- Monk, with tea
- Mr London Street. Most amusing.
- Nothing to see here, move along
- Ookami Snow. He doesn't like the word Blog.
- People who don't blog but should.
- Periodic Englishman. Seems friendly.
- Peter Kenny. Interesting bloke. And a poet.
- Phantoms and Monsters. Spooky stuff.
- Plugstreet. Martin's WW1 archaeology site
- Razor-Blade of Life
- Richard Herring. A West Country comedian I actually find amusing.
- Slyde. He amuses me.
- Smaller than Life.
- The Jules down on the Gravel Farm
- The Vegetable Assassin
- The Verdant Dude. Formerly B.E. Earl
- Vacant Mind. But interesting with it.
- What possessed me
- When Cakes go BAD
- Whoopee. Stuffed weasels can be art.
- Why, that's delightful
Following the breadcrumbs
Stuff I support
- Poppy Appeal. Buy one, wear one.
- Help for Heroes. Buy a wristband and show your support.
- Cheese and Grain
- The Leisure Society - have a listen
- CLA
- Cranborne Chase Wood Fair
- Frome Cheese Show
- Citizens Advice. Handy in an emergency.
- Liberty. Know your rights.
- Victim Support. Fingers crossed, eh?
- Wilderness Gathering
- Woodland Trust
- Wylye Valley Art Trail
Stuff I buy
- Bizarre crap. Just what you need.
- Bravissimo. Underpinnings for big birds
- Cheap and cheerful silver jewellery
- Firebox. Brilliant.
- Geek heaven. Tremendous
- Guitar heaven.
- John Lewis. Bloody marvellous.
- Long Tall Sally. Clothes for women over 5'9"
- Mmmmm. Pork products
- Montezuma's. Chocolate. But not just any chocolate.
- Virgin Vie cosmetics. I love their eye stuff
Internet Timewasting Stuff I Like.
- A nice cup of tea and a sit down. Biscuits! Hurrah!
- Awkward family photos. Oh my.
- Chap Magazine. Need a new pipe? Or advice on monocle-wearing? You've come to the right place.
- Dickipedia. Educational
- Dogs in hats! And some history, apparently.
- Framley Examiner. Local news for local people
- Graphs! And more graphs!
- Guitar tabs, sometimes with hilariously mis-heard lyrics too.
- Item not as described. Please have your credit card handy
- Nigella. She has great cupcakes
- Overheard in New York. Insighful.
- Pimp That Snack. Artistic.
- Planet Rock. If you like rock, well, there's a bit of a clue in the name.
- RatherGood.Com...home of the Viking kittens
- Science. In comic form.
- Snopes. Debunkery.
- Spencer's excellent site. Pay him money! See him Draw, Monkey Boy, Draw!
- The Craggy Island Examiner. Incisive reporting. Wooden fishtanks. What more do you need?
- The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Mmm-mmmm
- The Idler. Rather too relaxed? You're not alone.
- The Onion. Top notch American current affairs
- This Is Why You're Fat. Not me, you.
- Viz. Not big. Not clever. Might make you snort tea out of your nose.
I talk about...
tiresome work drudgery
London
I hate trains
guitar
domestic goddess
fuckwits
garden outrages
cake
family
shopping like an idiot
party
traffic
depressing car ailments
amusing mates
drunken mates
snow
village life
police
timewasting internet stuff
moles
amusing trains guard
Rickenbackers are expensive
Stonehenge
Village Fete
We don't get out much
ac/dc
experimental cookery
nice days out
stating the bleeding obvious
wine
Dorset
bollocky accidents you could do without
music
pie
spaniels
Dinotopia is a Christmas tradition
IT nonsense
Tom Petty
bad television
frogs
ohhh I've wasted my life
ungrateful birds
I am such a geek
Wiltshire Orcs
farty dogs
the things you see when you don't have a gun
inbreeding
lambing lube
The woods.
By which I live.
How many?
Where from?
Music I love (some of which I am trying to play)
- AC/DC
- Any band featuring my lovely guitar teacher
- Barenaked Ladies
- Buffalo Springfield
- Bush
- The Byrds
- Chris and Thomas
- Cream
- Donovan
- Eric Clapton
- Fleet Foxes
- Evanescence
- James
- Kinks
- Led Zeppelin
- The Leisure Society
- Leonard Cohen
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Nickelback
- The Pretenders
- Rainbow
- Rake's Progress
- Rock Salt and Nails
- Rory Gallagher
- Roy Orbison
- Rush
- The Scorpions
- Sensitive New Age Cowpersons
- Show of Hands
- The Smiths
- Thin Lizzy
- U2
- UFO
- White Stripes
- Whitesnake
Fruit
Contact...
5 potato-headed yokels with something to say:
i too have been getting PELTED by spam lately in my home email address...
i dont know why its started suddenly, but its pissing me off...
But do they offer you your very own majestic pant monster? If not, write back and complain.
I'd like a dybbuk, please.
And stop moderating your bloody comments.
fweng, no.
And I'll put in a word at Monster Central.
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