Not what you think, probably.
I have been diagnised with acute bronchitis. Yay me! I'm cute!
I have a big box of extra strength antibiotics the size of marbles, which I have to take two (TWO! They're enormous!) twice a day.
Also, to add to my joy, I have a box of steroid pills, which I have to take six of once a day.
I read the enclosed leaflet.
Side effects include vomiting, psychosis and "hairyness". Reminds me, I must watch "An American Werewolf in London" again sometime.
I have been signed off work for "up to" 10 days but I think I will see how I feel after the end of this week and then decide whether to go in or not early next week.
I'd sigh deeply but it would make me cough.