I mentioned the sprained ankle, yes? Look, here it is in swollen, revolting glory, just after we got back from Nantucket and I had peeled off the acid-covered, burning, sticky bandage from HELL.
Makes your stomach turn, doesn't it? It does mine, but then I know what it feels like.
I just looked up "Sprained ankle recovery time" on the Internet and apparently I have another 3-5 weeks of this to go, then anything up to 3 months of "continued instability". I assume they mean the ankle. The swelling is going down, and the truly stomach-turning purple bruises that covered the side of my foot and lower leg are going green, so are less conspicuous. Gah.
Other than that, though, things at the WithaY household are going well. Mr WithaY has popped out to collect the fish to put back in the aquarium. Hopefully they will all still be alive after a month at the Fish Hotel. I also hope they've not been running up huge room service bills, having lavish parties and watching porn movies. You never know with fish.
We are dog-sitting today for some friends, our little hairy guest is asleep in the hall downstairs, having worn himself out chasing his hide chew all over the house, growling at invisible enemies in the garden and being told off for trying to get on my lap on the sofa. We love him really.
Anyhoo. Photos. I took over 1000 pictures in America. Who'd have thought there was that much to look at, eh? Some of them, I admit, were taken purely for the fun of posting them on here. See if you can guess which ones they were, readers.
I made my very own LOLpic, too. I'm so hip and happening.
I expect all the American readers will be thinking "Bah, that's so old," but it made me laugh.
Holiday pics from here on in, so if that sort of thing bores the arse off you, maybe go and get a cup of tea or something and I'll see you later.
Boston was the first stop, so here are some touristy shots of the city. I like it very much, especially now that the Big Dig is finished and that hideous flyover that cut the place in half has gone.
This is the iconic shot of the city from the harbour. We did a boat trip.
This is the captain* of the boat we were in. He is chilling out, eating an ice cream and steering with his feet. We didn't crash into anything.
Look, here we are on the boat.
This is the view from the top of the Prudential Center, the Skywalk Observatory. It's jolly high up. Our hotel was on the left hand side of that long straight road, easy walking distance from the Center.
We had our first proper meal in America in the food court of the mall at the Prudential Center, and very nice it was too. I recorded it for posterity. Lobster rolls, clam chowder and oyster crackers. Nom nom nom. Mr Withay managed to feature clam chowder in almost every meal he ate in Boston, apart from at breakfast.
This is the Christian Science Plaza, which has some funky fountains and this reflecting pool.
I like how this man looks as though he is lying in the water.
This sign at the reflecting pool caught my eye. It says "no swimming or wading" but it is quite hard to read unless you get into the water to see it. I had to use my zoom lens.
Fenway Park, home of the Red Sox. I think there is a law that every single person in Boston, man, woman and child MUST own and wear at least one item of Red Sox clothing whenever they go out in public.
The New England Aquarium is well worth a visit. The outdoor seal tank is great, there was always a huge gaggle of families watching the seals swimming about. I was very taken by the penguins, particularly this one who looks like an overweight heavy metal fan giving it some in the front row at Donington.
There were many fish, jellyfish, seahorses and sharks. We were in there for ages, not least because it was air-conditioned, and it was a boiling 30-odd degrees outside.
I spotted this sign in their gift shop. Sound advice for us all, I think.
We tried to book seats on the Codzilla speedboat trip, but it was fully booked, so we watched from the shore as the over-excited passengers boogied to AC/DC while the large, ultra-cool CodMeister watched them with a benevolent eye.
Next time, Codzilla. Next time.
This is the front of the v big, v posh looking Colonnade Hotel, where they provide teeny eco-cars for the guests. Our hotel had an ice machine. That was fine by us.
Next time: Maine - the saga continues.
*I edited his face as I don't want him to get fired or anything. I suspect he was doing it for effect.