Monday 22 December 2008

Fail

Parcel people came while I was out.

I expect to see my order being returned to the Stygian haze of the Amazon warehouse very soon.

*tch*

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I imagine that your parcel is going to be placed into a plain wooden crate and then wheeled off into the same warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is kept...

livesbythewoods said...

I knew I shouldn't have ordered all that occult stuff. I expect that they need my signature in blood.

Gone said...

Oh well, at least it's unseasonally warm you can still dance naked in the woods around whatever it is you sacrifice down your way.

livesbythewoods said...

Mr Grocer, my Wicker Man is decorated with tinsel and stuffed with cranberries, awaiting the big day.