Captain, I'm sensing claws...

Once again, the police state the bleedin' obvious. To be fair, it is the Berlin police this time , but even so.

My favourite part of the story is the reaction from the police spokesman.

"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."


I like to imagine him sighing deeply, and shaking his head sadly at the woman's carelessness.