Guess what I did yesterday afternoon. Go on.
You'll never get it.
I did this:
It started the day as a shabby old stone (I think) cockatiel. I gave it a scrub up a few weeks back becasue it looked so tatty, and then I thought "Ahahahahaaaaaaaa, it may just be a dull stone cockatiel today, but some day it could be a fabulous phoenix. With a cockatiel-like crest."
And now it is.
I'm so proud
Other news: The WithaY kitchen garden begins to yield its bounty: