I popped in to the supermarket last night after work.
Scene: The checkout.
Cashier: Hello! Can I help you with your packing?
Me: No, I'm fine thanks. (Loads shopping onto conveyor belt.)
Cashier: Ooh, sprats. We don't see those often.
Me: No?
Cashier: Ooh, Ciabatta. I love Ciabatta.
Me: Yes, me too.
Cashier: Monkey nuts! It's funny. I never really thought of monkey nuts being a Halloween food thing.
Me: .....