Sunday, 13 February 2011

Lonely heart

Ooh, I've had a v dodgy email via Facebook from "Anderson Brookes" who is apparently a widower with two young sons. He wants us to be friends, at least to begin with. 

He doesn't sound at all like some random scammer, and I will be emailing him my credit card details later today.

He's from Ontario, according to his (almost blank) Facebook profile, but I have a feeling he's really in Nigeria, or possibly China. 

Fuckwit.

2 comments:

rachel said...

Not sure I enjoy being called potato-headed (although my mother's particular term of abuse was 'turnip face', which is slightly worse) but you do make me laugh. In a gappy-toothed yokelish way, of course. Har har.....

livesbythewoods said...

Hello Rachel, welcome. Glad that you are finding it entertaining! And kudos to your mother for the rather excellent insult.